i entertain myself.

They signed a contract for a billion years — in keeping with the church’s belief that Scientologists are immortal. They worked seven days a week, often on little sleep, for sporadic paychecks of $50 a week, at most.

I think my first sign of “DO NOT JOIN THIS CULT” would have been when a contract for a BILLION YEARS was placed in front of me and everyone around me kept a straight face.