i entertain myself.

This day in History: 1692 - In Salem Village, in the Massachusetts Bay Colony, the Salem witch trials began. Four women were the first to be charged.

“I take my [seven-year-old] daughter trick-ortreating in Salem, Massachusetts, every year, and there are signs all over that say, ‘Witch: Woman in Total Control of Herself,’ so now we think that ‘B’ means ‘babe’ and ‘bitch’ is ‘Babe in Total Control of Herself.’ ”

-Kelly Cutrone