tumblrlicious: from the offices of Gourmet magazine Dear slobs, Due to numerous complaints filed with human resources, interns are no longer allowed to wash the dishes you allow to pile up. Sorry for the inconvenience, but you are going to have to start cleaning up after yourself. I know, I know, you went to Vassar, you have a rich husband, you’ve never washed a dish in your life, etc. Please remember that times are tough, and until the economy turns around and we all get personal helper monkeys, we’re going to have to make some sacrifices. So help control the cockroach problem and wash your dirty dishes. I promise, you’ll survive. Have a glorious day!

tumblrlicious:

from the offices of Gourmet magazine
Dear slobs,

Due to numerous complaints filed with human resources, interns are no longer allowed to wash the dishes you allow to pile up. Sorry for the inconvenience, but you are going to have to start cleaning up after yourself. I know, I know, you went to Vassar, you have a rich husband, you’ve never washed a dish in your life, etc. Please remember that times are tough, and until the economy turns around and we all get personal helper monkeys, we’re going to have to make some sacrifices. So help control the cockroach problem and wash your dirty dishes. I promise, you’ll survive. Have a glorious day!