Seriously.  The institution of marriage has become a joke in this country.  Here is a list of the Top 10 Shortest Celebrity Marriages: Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries, 72 Days Actress Robin Givens and her post-Mike Tyson husband Svetozar Marinkovic, married and separated in the same day, officially divorced a few months later Britney Spears and Jason Alexander, married 55 hours Carmen Electra and Dennis Rodman, filed for anulment after just 9 days, made official at 6 months Mario Lopez and Ali Landry, divorced after two weeks Drew Barrymore should technically get two spots—one for her 6-week marriage to a bartender and one for her 6-month marriage to Tom Green. Eddie Murphy and Tracey Edmonds, split after two weeks Dennis Hopper and Michelle Phillips, married just 8 days Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock, lasted only 122 days Lisa Marie Presley and Nicholas Cage who divorced after 107 days.  20 days later Presley married Michael Jackson and lasted for 20 months before divorcing. Clearly, we have crapped all over the sanctity of the institution of marriage.  I think it’s time for anti-gay marriage groups to find a new argument.  Maybe their new platform can be “We’re Just Bigots”?

Seriously.  The institution of marriage has become a joke in this country.  Here is a list of the Top 10 Shortest Celebrity Marriages:

  1. Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries, 72 Days
  2. Actress Robin Givens and her post-Mike Tyson husband Svetozar Marinkovic, married and separated in the same day, officially divorced a few months later
  3. Britney Spears and Jason Alexander, married 55 hours
  4. Carmen Electra and Dennis Rodman, filed for anulment after just 9 days, made official at 6 months
  5. Mario Lopez and Ali Landry, divorced after two weeks
  6. Drew Barrymore should technically get two spots—one for her 6-week marriage to a bartender and one for her 6-month marriage to Tom Green.
  7. Eddie Murphy and Tracey Edmonds, split after two weeks
  8. Dennis Hopper and Michelle Phillips, married just 8 days
  9. Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock, lasted only 122 days
  10. Lisa Marie Presley and Nicholas Cage who divorced after 107 days.  20 days later Presley married Michael Jackson and lasted for 20 months before divorcing.

Clearly, we have crapped all over the sanctity of the institution of marriage.  I think it’s time for anti-gay marriage groups to find a new argument.  Maybe their new platform can be “We’re Just Bigots”?