i entertain myself.

I almost fell over when I saw this in my mailbox today.  I had no idea that the J. Peterman catalog was real!  And it’s just as ridiculous as it was on Seinfeld.

“Scandalous.  She wrote Lord Randolph’s speeches and influenced her son’s political career.  She chartered a hospital ship and sailed it to South Africa to nurse soldiers during the Boer War.  She sported a snake tattoo around her wrist.  This mildly scandalous sweater fits her perfectly.  Its bold stripes convince Henry James to write for her literary journal.  The plunging neckline catches the attention of the Prince of Wales, again.”

This catalog is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time.